oh how i am so stupid, i dont know
why do i have to be such a fucking dick,
see what i do, some people like and some people apreciate, but when i look back, i slap my forehead, in a "doh" manner, because franckly i am a dick head, i stupid stupid dickhead,
i try oh too hard, and it makes me look like a fool
"have you any money i can borrow"
sure if someone wants to borrow money off of me, i will not back down to giving it them, and if it aint much money i couldn't be fussed about getting it back,
but when i empty all of the change and give it to them,
"fuck" "you stupid idiot"
i am too much of a fucking dick, soon people will get annoyed that i am always trying to buy them things,
i dont know why i do it, i'd much rather get someone else something, cos when i go to pick something, and who ever has been in a shop with me will know, i dont know what i want, weather it be a corner shop or a clothes shop, i will take ages, "erm, err, erm"
not that i am like a woman who shops, its just that i dont know what i want, and i find it difficult to choose, and most of the time, and yes this has happened with quite a few ppl, i will just go, i cant be arsed, and walk out of the fucking shp, frustrated with all this choice, at least the way i do it, buy something for someone else, they can pick something, and it will be quick.
" have you got any money for a drink?"
"yea, but have mine, i've just bought it"
fucking dick, why do i do it?

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