Paul Still loves Eggs

Weightlifting commentator;
"this is gregoriava from bulgaria. i saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing"

Dressage commentator;
"this is a really lovely horse and i speak from personal experiamce since i once mounted her mother."

Paul Hamm, Gymnast;
"i owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"

Boxing Analyst;
"sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious"

softball announcer;
"if history repeats itself, i should think we can expect the same again"

Basketball Anaylist;
"he dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like that. in fact you can see it all over their faces"

At The Rowing medal cerimony;
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the british crew

Football Commentator;
"julian dicks is everywhere. its like they've got eleven dicks on the feild"

tennis commentator;
"one of the reasons andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them"

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