hmmm i love it when im relaxed,
down on mine and gretchens lovely little island
oh you havn't heard of it?
shangri-la-laithy-moo
like the best place in the world
its population is only 4
well and a snake
theres me and gretchen,
and the fucking robinsons next door,
yes i said that right, the fucking robinsons
thats all they do, shag shag shag
well me and gretchen being the soul owners of this island we thought we would invite the robinsons to stay here
as its nice to have neighbours
but this is driving me up the wall
the creaking of bed springs, all night and all day
"give it a fucking rest"
"fucking hell, all that friction, it must be fucking worn away,"
so yes i have decided that we will evict the bastards, yes the pleasent marries couple turned in to a bunch of fucking hippies
we have put them in a boat and pushed it out to shore,
the good thing is that we now have thier house
i mean our house "the cult hut" that was good
but this
its fucking mega
there is a big arse TV
a pool table where we can play, and where gretchen says she can practice, but i bet shes a secret pro,
and a piano where we can play sweet music

dont you think its gotten just a bit to calm around this part,
i know lets explore the island
shangri-la-laithy-moo is astarange for its alcohol flowing rivers whic comes in differetn types
larger, when nous nous visits
alcoshit - for the ppl who dont want beer, and cider for me, and is for scott and ben when they visit, mmmmmmmmmm
loaf!
there is a beautiful waterfall here at shangri-la-laithy-moo which has a coctail bar behind it,
not that anyone works there cos we are now the only occupants here, so its all self service, but hey, thats fine by me
our pet snake, "former congressman bob dole" thats his name
he looks distinctly like the one out of the jungle book
but dont tell disney that
he has his hypnotising ways, so we can use him in our quest to form our very own cult,
MWA HA HA HA HA AH AHA HA ah cough cough cough
sorry i have a cold

so pay a visit to shangri-la-laithy-moo

Smiles Love and gloves from gretchen

bob says hi

peace love and bananas

Paul

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