Dad: you going out
Paul: Maybe
Dad: You Haven't got any mates, billy fucking no mates, Or a girlfrind
Paul: So
Dad: why don't you want a girlfriend,
Paul: i never said i didn't
Dad: i know your not the best looking lad, but theres got to be some ugly bitch out there that will have you
Paul: ah cheers, i'll look forward to it
Dad: Has Steve got a girlfriend?
Paul: no
Dad: why not?
Paul: how do i know
Dad: i'm getting worried about you lot, its about time you started Dipping something,
Paul: ....
Dad: Perhaps i'll buy you a whore for your 21st
Paul: ....lovely

you wouldn't think he was my dad......
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what am i doing now? well
i'm about to hoover up, as we had family round yesterday, and it needs it,
i've cut my chin, so i'm mopping that,
and i'm drinking a bulmers, listening to simply red
finished work, wasn't a bad day,
and i have a lay in tomorrow,
what ill i be doing later?
who knows

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