How It Happened
The Evening, In Pictures
Paul: Fuck Look How Much Strongbow we have got
Steve: lets have one or two
Mark: We Better Not Drink Too much And Get Fuck Faced, So We Do Divvy Things In the Night, That we Regret The Next Day
Steve: Yeah
Steve: wow these are going down a bit quick, lib what are you on?
Libby: 5th
Steve: Paul?
Paul: about 4th i think
Steve: Mark?
Mark: 700000000th
so after quite a few people were starting to get quite a bit pissed, so we decided to drink lots more
Untill We Got To here.
Mark: Right I'm Pretty Fuck Faced and i'm Now Going to bed, But You Know What?
I Proper Fancy a Shit.....
Nuh I'll Save it Until The Morning
Paul: Yea I Think I'll GO To Bed Too,
Night
Steve: Night
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NEXT MORNING
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Steve: Fucking What?!
Clothes? Toilet? Shit!
The Situation is explained to Paul ANd Libby
they then go up stairs to wake him up
Paul: Wake Up Shithead
Mark: mmmm what a lovely day, i....What the fuck, I'm Naked, And in Steves Bed
The story is then told to mark
Steve: You Put Your Shirt and Caks In the Toliet, and Shit On Them
Steve and mark: Noooooooo!
Mark: i just shit on my clothes, ha ha ha ha
Paul: Bah! What a Cunt
We All Go Home, Paul With his Strogbow and Mark with his shitted clothes in a bag