Previously on - Paul's Diary

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we went to the feild that the festival was at, that was good, i had some nice burgers
didnt get in to any clubs, but we still had a good time
got booze from corner shop........
(do do do-do-do-do)

yes so we got our booze from a corner shop, which consited of, 6 can's of Strongbow, and a big arse bottle of white Cider called Omeaga
that was a mighty Drink, fuck, beasty
also 2 bottles of WKD for luke......
we drank them, fucked about in the room, went to bed, basically
sunday, we got up, missed breakfast, got ready, me, kylie and mike forgot to bring towls with us, so we couldnt have a shower, but i had a good was
we went toa small italian cafe for breakfast, which was nice,
walked round shopping, well, not really shopping, cos we didnr buy much, just having a look around, i bought a new pair of trainers, cos i hated my ones i was wearing, steve bought some bookmarks for his grandad, and luke bought loads of clothes.....
we ate at the hard rock Cafe later that day, mike was in awe of the rod Stewart shirt that was framed next to our table, it was a nice meal, there was too much though,
we went back to our rooms, and some how got koaed into having our hair done by luke, i mean he did do a good job, i mean he turned kylie into britany spears, me into pat sharp, and steve into a paedo,
before we went our, we had some alcohol, i new i was not going to drink any of that piss water, so i had to resort to some WKD,
on the other hand steve was downing the cider like a bitch
we actually got into a club that night, 1st attempt as well,
steve had all that cider then a further 4 pints of calsburg,
mike had 2-3 pints, kylie had god knows how many J-d'd and cokes, and luke had quite a few coroners,
i had 6 pints of strongbow, over like 6 hours, so i was not too bad,
mike went home cos he was not feeling well, as he said he wasnt before he went out, where as luke said that he couldnt take his beer which pissed me off,
steve went home later on to check on mke, but bumped into the toilet on the way home,
the rest of us stayed on the other hand
till 3 o'clock, knowing we had to be up and out at 10
next day was a long bastard of a day,
mike steve and myself went to a guitar shop, which we didnt realise was that far away, the backs of my les were cut up to fuck,
but it was worth it in the end cos there was some beautifully crafted and sounding guitars,
we then got a phone call from kylie
luke had fucked off and left her, in the middle of the fucking riots,
thankfully she was not harmed, but we plotted to harm luke for that,
the long bus journey may have calmed us down cos none of us punched him, shame
went to the airport, stayed for hours cos it was delayed, the got on plane, got to england, got on tube, got on train, steve's dad picked us up from grays, took us home, got home slept like a bitch

the end

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the days home from edinbrugh, back at college, have had thier ups and downs,
seeing some of my friends upset, and some really upset, and me not being able to do anything is a fuck in the ear,
having a laugh was good,
but then getting home, finding out stuff about my mates, that is not great,
then the next day fiding them distrort, that was awful,
i want to go to college and put a smile on everyones face, stop all their tears
but i cant do that, cos i'm not david bowie,
or Pat Sharp

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made a big arse collage, it is now my desktop walpaper,
can be found on my space

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watched some live 8, after been told how crap some of it was from mark, who didnt even watch it,

it was not crap, it was great

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"when your clothes never wear as well the next day, and your hair never falls in quite the same way, you never seem to run out of things to say"

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Laters Potatoes

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