Rule Number 1
this is the bastard bus rule
this means that if you start moaning that nothing ever happens, and it probably dont, then it wont be long untill you are jammpacked with options, to do this, do that, go out with them, do this with that person, speak to them who you havnt spoke to for a while, go round someones house,
and your like 'fuck this' and ur literally eating your arse because people have givin you the time of day for once when before they might not have dont and now you have to say "sorry, i have to go eat shit"
thats when ur fucked, cos they will then think, what a cunt, he moans and then is ungrateful,
but ur not, you cant please everyone, i mean if you could you would have 100 cock's but no, you have 1, the old unemployed boy downstairs and yourself, the stupid cock you are,
so dont moan, dont fucking moan, or moan in another language so people dont understand you are calling them fucking shleppers,
fucking busses

Rule Number 2
dont all ways rely on someone relyable, because its not allways down to them
for an example, say some one would take you to college every morning in their car, you like
"yea i have it fucking made, like a fucking bitch" with a grin to each of your fcking ears
then one day they don't turn up, they are late, they cant find thier shoes, their hair wont go today,the car is fucked
what do you think
"oh thanks a fucking lot"
well dont cso that means your a fucking arsehole, cos its not thier fucking fault
but on the other hand you may have a right chump person that your going to knock for or something and they are never ready, well then stop, say to them i'll kncik for you later, or shall i not knock for you,
because you dont want shit on your shoe when you walked on the grass
yes i'm talking shit, but it makes sense to me
thats right
dont be that arsehole

Rule Number 3
become a better member
this maybe quite hard with some of the joneses, but you will just have to try, because there is always room for more members, i dont mean be a batman, cos that is only for 'that person' fair do's
but if you come a more established member then you can get people to listen to you, there maybe that person in your group that everyone listens to because they know what they are talking about, but there might also be a person who klnows but just fdoesnt say,
if they had the staus of the other member then they might be more respected
dont turn into someone who takes over cos n one like that cunt
the bastards who say "no do this do that"
thats there is what you do to get a punch in the face

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