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10:19 Friday, Jun. 27, 2008

went to hastings and maidstone yesterday,
nice and sunny
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By the looks of things i'll be working until 2 instead of 6 on saturday because of the shp being knocked off,
which is good, yet i wouldn't have minded the overtime money, plus it doesn't really ruin me saturday working until 6
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had another strange dream last night, not as shitty as the one before,
about how i somehow inpregnated someone, a girl who went to my primary school,
she had twin girls

the funny thing is, i've dreamt this before, not with the same person,

the strange thing is, in all dreams, i'm basically saying,

"but we never had sex, what the fuck!"

but there's babies

and apparantly they're mine

the one where we had a little boy, the boy looked exactly like me when i was a kid, execpt well, she'd just had the baby, but all of a sudden it was a mini me, like todler age,

so in that case there was no denying it was mine

maybe i have super sperm that goes where it needs to without shagging,

i'd make millions....

well actually, no i wouldn't as unless you're a rusty bike, you'd probably want to be concieved the conventional way with knickers round your ankles

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