I met her at an aftershow party,
I said "have we met before?"
She said "hardly"
She had a curry stain
That was down her cardie,
But her teeth were clean
So I said smartly;

"I�m falling in love again,
I�m so in lust with you,
Pillow over head again,
I�ll suffocate with you
If you ask me to,"

She was educated at this school called rada,
She was made to go by her mother,
And financed by her father
She said room 211 and I said "rather"
I got her name wrong once or twice
I said "I�ll call ya carol, yeah?"
She said "that would be nice,"

"I�m falling in love again,
I�m so in lust with you,
My pillow over head again,
I�ll suffocate with you,
If you ask me to,"

So I strolls of to the reception
And I ask for me room key
The maitre�d - "hello"
You seem pleased to meet me,
I went to the lift and pressed button two,
very discreetly,
The doors close,
and she went for my briefs

See me,
Falling in bed again
"I�m so in lust with you
Pillow over head again
I�ll suffocate in you
If you ask me to"

But in the throws of passion,
It hit me right between the head...
I looked down at her,
She had a bit of cabbage stuck between her teeth,
And I said;
"I think I�m in love with you
I want have kids and getting married to you"
And she said
"Chill out
Rome wasn�t built in a day"
And I said "I wasn�t on that job....."

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