I Like Chicks Wiv Dicks

Said barnagus as he entered the brand new drag club situated just outside tidding ho. He was wearing a latex sailor suit and some red ruby slippers theat he borrowed from dorothy. inside the club it smelt of crack which was very nice. he brought some mushrooms. he ate the mushrooms but what the bloke who had sold him the mushrooms didnt tell him was that they were magic mushrooms, but a different type of magic, not magic as in drugs, but magical as in they made him grow a pair of pretty pink wings, so that he could fly, yay.
he decided to experiment with the wings: he flew all the way to soho and visted the infamous transvestite clubs to see if he could find just what he was looking for = and there he found just that. he found a red sheep with wings!

London zoo
Camden
tate modern
Abbey road
brick lane
corpse bride
the libertine premiere
denmark street
amsterdam
livepool

next year
v festival
bill baily live
moo
alton towers
niagra falls
france
roller disco
death disco
stockholm
cornwall
waterloo at sunset
westward ho!
Moo!
leipzig berlin

....and really bad eggs
drink upme hearties
yo ho
*snap*

Written by Anna, Natalie, Mike, Paul, megan, mark, steve and kylie
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once upon a time there was a small pigeion named alogsius. he was quite upset because he was too fat to fly, so he went on the atkins diet, but he didint like meat so he only ate cheese. unfortunatly he got fatter and fatter leading to a minor heart attack. professor X only had one weakness, STAIRS! however he managed to save the pigeon by getting him to bonk,
they bonked all day and all night long, untill they were sore professor X said " was it good for you?" however before thier conversation could hourish a large rock smashed inor new orleans, leaving 90% of the town under water, luckily prof X and alogsius escaped on a magical bee called horace. in fact horace was so magical the he managed to give alogsius enough magical powers to fly, even dispite his fat + cheesyness!

Written by Anna, Natalie, Mike, Paul, megan, mark, steve and kylie

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