Shit
The Events of Yesterday and part of this morning are as follows
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yesterday, had work,
bit of a shitty start, but it wasn't too bad,
came home,
did a few things, then after a while, went out with lib and steve, we went to PC world, then borders,
lib and steve bought various things
mark rung up, he needed to get a new phone, so steve went and picked him up and we came back to lakeside,
we bumped into Jen and chritine,
had a chat with them for a while,
Mark went and bought his phone, i bought a quinzos, which was really nice
we then went to see holly
fucked about with the BHS novilty gear, for agood half an hour,
said good bye to holly, and we headed to asda, for possible some drink and a late night snack
got there, i talked to dan, went behind the scenes and looked at the meat backup, was looking good, dan did a good job
had a bit more of a look round,
and found something really good
4 cans of Strongbow, was �1.99, now, 75p, fok that,
so as we couldnt leave that good offer, we took all that was on the shelf
that ended up being 52 cans
with my discount card, i got an extra 10% off, so then 52 cans of strongbow, with discount came to �8.77
thats about 16p a can
went ot mikes, gave him a ring whist sitting outside of his house,
he had an earlyday the next morning, so he wasn't up for coming out,
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so we went to steves with the bo,
and basically drunk lots of drink
we were making towers out of the empty cans,
they got knocked over many a time,
i think we got about 28/52 drunk, between the 4 of us, when we decided that we had had enough
except mark wanted to drink more, i think he might have drunk one more,
libby went up and slept in steve's bed,
except she doesnt remember it,
me and mark got the sofa's and steve was going to sleep on the floor, but he went and slept in terry's empty bed,
about 5 in the moring, i think we went to bed at about 4,
marks moving around, making loads and loads of noise
"mark whats the matter"
mark is walking into the table, he cant get round it for some reason, i turn the light on, and he says
"i need a wee"
he then makes his way into the conservatory, knocking over the big arse can tower,
then tries to go out side,
fails
goes in the kitchen, he looks like he is about to chuck, but he doesnt
then makes his way upstairs, saying that he didint need any help
he makes loads of noise going upstairs,
so i listen incase he falls over or somehting
i wait about 10 mins, and i dont hear anything, so i'm thinking hes gone to sleep on the bathroom floor
so i go up there, and the bathroom is empty, all doors shut
where the fuck is mark?
i look outside, look round downstairs, but he is not there,
i then hear someone in the toilet again, i go up there and see who comes out, expecting it tobe mark,
except its libby
"Do you know where mark is?"
"no"
we go into steves room, where libby was sleeping, and see a bare backed mark in the bed
ah, theres the bastard
right so me and lib go down stairs, and lib sleeps on the sofa that mark was sleeping on
right so then we go back to sleep
i am awoken by steves mum and ada talking,
i dont really know what was being talked about
i later found out
steve's mum and dad go to work
steve comes down with a very puzzled look on his face
he said that steves dad had found a t-shirt and boxers down the toilet,
covered in shit
ah
we are all clothed, the onl person who isnt, is mark
we talk about what could have happened
we then go up and investigate it with mark
marks naked in steves bed
we tell him and he cant remember any of it
what seems to have happened is
drunk mark took his boxers and shirt off
and put them down the toilet, then taken a crap on to them
then walked naked back into steves room and slept in the bed
loveley
at this point i couldnt stop laughing
i'm laughing now whist i'm writing,
and i was laughing when i was telling holly earlier and my sides started to hurt
mark then realises what happened, and is basically just going
NOOOOOOO!
a lot
he says that it isnt his shit, someone shat on them, not him
but we will never know
the rest of the moring basically was spent taking the piss out of Mark "shit stain" payne
i started feeling ill, from laughing so much,
we then all went home
what a fucking weird day and night
i hope steve writes it from his point of view, as well as lib and mark
should be a good read