At 5 am, before dawn, its breakfast time for mark, so he goes and gives his best buds a visit at Rams Kebabs wherer he orders a big fuck off juicy 1 pounder burger

Mark is happy and full of lots of fat, he then decideds that it is time to make his way to college

At college, mark is so tired from his very early moring, he falls asleep whilst eating, when does that ever happen!?

Due to vigarous Masturbation during lessons, mark has become blind in his right eye

Mark, still with his blind eye, finds holly and talks to her

holly says that if he streaks through a shopping centre she will give him a Shiney Silver Coin, mark is happy to do this and starts to rip his clothes off

Mark finds a local shopping centre runs through like a bitch, much to the horror of all the women and children

Because mark has done what holly asks, she gives him a shiney 10 pence piece,
mark is very happy about this, but in his joy he drops it down a drain
mark is left penceless
mark is sad

The End

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