The Story Of Mark Payne
Its Morning, mark rises out of bed, the sun is shining,
mark unfolds his neck to normal length
Whilst he watches Ghost Busters, He Gets Hit By A van
But From Bouncing off the van, he lands on an Astra, in a weird Position,
is he hurt? he just lays there in the road....
No, no he's fine, he sits up
Mark Decides Its Time For A Poo, And Finds Somewhere
Mark Enjoyed his Poo So Much That He Got A Bit Turned On
So He Humps the nearest Thing He can Find
the post box wasn't too pleased, and said mark was crap, mark got sad,
THE END