The Story Of Mark Payne

10:36 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 28, 2006

Its Morning, mark rises out of bed, the sun is shining,
mark unfolds his neck to normal length



Whilst he watches Ghost Busters, He Gets Hit By A van


But From Bouncing off the van, he lands on an Astra, in a weird Position,


is he hurt? he just lays there in the road....


No, no he's fine, he sits up


Mark Decides Its Time For A Poo, And Finds Somewhere


Mark Enjoyed his Poo So Much That He Got A Bit Turned On


So He Humps the nearest Thing He can Find


the post box wasn't too pleased, and said mark was crap, mark got sad,


THE END


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