Everyone was setting off to go to work
Josh got his PE gear ready, he was now a Motivational personal trainer, he was in the army but got chucked out for doing a �sack� dance for the corporal�s wife
Tommy got his things ready and headed for the station, he is a fireman, as is Steve, yet Steve at the moment is doing a night shift, Tommy is doing days
Steve on the side fixes cars, and Hoovers, and mowers, and toasters, and TV�s, he is a resident handy Andy, and he does get quite handy with Andy often.
Anna gets dressed into her black shots lifeguards uniform, and as the uniform would suggest, she is a life guard, as well as a swimming teacher.
Natalie is currently working with LWT and makes shorts films; she got into them as after her short film at college �no saints� was awarded at the cans film festival.
Ben works at grays zoo, YES that exists, they knocked down Grays school, and made it into a wildlife park, he entertains the kids by putting his head in crocodile�s mouths, and does not put anything else in anywhere else, no animals mentioned, and no bestiality mentioned either�..
Aaron, at the moment is a part time computer technician, so he does his work at home; his hobbies are relaxing, walking around bollock-o,
Mark, he is manager at boots in grays, he was just a Saturday boy, but one day he ate a burger ad the smell of his burp killed all of the colleges, accept from Darren who just laughed, and as Darren didn�t want the job, mark was given the job as store manager, for no reason at all, or, I cant be bothered to think of one to write down
Boots, err couldn�t be arsed to hire any more people, yea that�s it
Lisa is an entertainment reviewer, who works for Sony, this means that she gets to review CD�s TV programmes and films, yes quite a good job
Yet she gets to put across ideas of what should get more publicity
So yes thanks a lot Lisa, now in every newspaper and on every TV show there are adverts for bowling for shit, I mean soup , and usher,
As well at least she enjoys her job, polluting us with Yankee music
Someone else who enjoys their job, Libby, she works in underwear department in debenhams, she actually used to work on the shop floor there at the one at lakeside, but now she is on the board, and is one of the chief designers
She spends a lot of time with half naked may making them try on underwear
�Put them on�..take them off,
Put them on�..take them off,
Put them on��.keep them off,�
Kylie, at the moment is working in a bank up in London, yet she isn�t, she is a German translator,
She also works at home, because she gets paid mega money,
Either someone rings her up or emails her with something in German or she will translate it, normally it�s something stupid like a German man has walked into the bank asking for the toilet
�Kylie, Kylie! Some bloke just asked us this, I have passed it around the board members and they seem to think it is something very important!�
�(Reads) he wants t know if you have any old Deutsche Marks�
Aimee and Meg both work at primark, they both wanted to quit as they had finished college, but they begged them t stay, so they now also get mega money,
And fucking hell, they don�t actually have to do much either now, as they have the company under their combined thumbs
It was Tuesday dinner time and���.


TO BE CONTINUED....yet again

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