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**slap!**
�Whoa what the fuck was that,� said Steve one morning, whilst he was laying in bed, half asleep
He then turned over to find that a bag showing josh was standing on his bed
�Morning mate�
�Josh you sick fuck, stop slapping me with your ball bag�
It was a Tuesday morning and the residents of restless heart lane were rising and shining
Except from josh that was already up,
Anna was staring at her picture of a one John Depp, he was a friend of a friend of a friend, and she was infatuated with him.
Aaron rose out of his black and white striped bed sheets and into his black and white striped slippers �allreet sons and daughters� he slips out of his Newcastle pyjamas
�Aaron put it away� said Natalie
�Aaron put away your Wang� said mike
Natalie was just getting out of bed where josh was prancing around with sack out
�You too, we don�t need to see that this early�
�Ah, just giving Steve the sack�
Mike rolled back over and went back too sleep, he didn�t need t get up, he wasn�t going to work today, he kind of quit his job, well
His skull fucked a customer and made their ears bleed, which is a violation to code 187A
�Don�t stick a Cock in a customer�s ear�
so he just lay there and slept, while everyone got ready for work, and Aaron walked around naked��.
In the next room was Lisa and Tommy, where nearly ready for the off
Oh yes this was a big flat, in no way un realistic, yea, loads of teenagers living in the same flat, which is very large and has big TV�s and pool tables, table football,
This isn�t some make believe story that some kid has thought up in, oh no sunshine
�Lisa, what time r u finishing work tonight?�
�7, why?�
�Oh�..�
�Why?�
�Oh nothing, I was just planning on having a night in with the lads you know,�
�Oh don�t worry you can still do it, I�ll join in�
�Erm, well I dunno, it was going to be a bit private, you know�
�Eh?�
�you know, candle light dinner, Aaron cooking, Steve picking the wine, mike setting the music, josh creating the ambience, then after a frantic gang ban�..�
(Lisa gives Tommy a discerning look)
��.oh I mean, I MEAN BEER! KEBABS!, FOOTBALL!, Wrestling��.mud wrestling(Tommy stares into middle distance) rubbing jelly and jam all over our hairy bodies���
�WTF!�
Just at this point Aaron walks in
�Are you off to work chums, have a good one?�
He slaps Tommy�s arse and walks into the kitchen
�Won�t he put some clothes on for fuck sake��.Tommy, Tommy?�
She waves her hands in front of his face
�Buttocks��..�
In the kitchen there was Kylie Ben and Libby, sitting down eating breakfast
�Aaron for fuck sake put some keks on� said Ben
�Huh, your just jealous, cos of my sh-long� said Aaron
�Sh-long! More like sh-ort� replied Ben

Aaron started laughing, slapping his thighs, he then opened the fridge, got out the milk, and downed it in one
Paused and
�fuck off ben� it then another long pause and � your childish jokes wont get you anywhere when I fuck you up the arse, just so I give you pain*
that silenced ben
back in the other room
josh is still jumping up and down on steves bed with sack out
�josh fuck off, you know I work nights, let me get some fucking sleep�
�what have you been doing, working the night shift? Shaking hands with the unemployed?�
�no you gay, I have not been wanking off old men�
�no just your old man downthere�
josh then starts laughing loudly
�josh let him get some rest, he has been up all night, it is unfair of us to keep awake� said Natalie
�alright sorry mate� josh leans over and give steve a smacker on the lips
�besides no one wants to see steve have a wank� said Natalie as josh birsts into laughter again
�oh oh Feck off, all of you!�
�mike� says anna
�yes� replies mike with his eyes still shut
�is johnny going to be around today�
�I don�t know anna, I don�t think he cares to be druled on�
�oh come on mike ask him round please�
�anna your puppy dog eyes wont work on me, as I cant see them as my eyes are shut�
�mike, i�m taking my top off� says anna mike sits up ever so quickly with eyes wide open as if he has rigmortis,
hoping to see anna with her top off infront of him.
Yet no there was josh on his bed dangling his balls in his face �argh!� screams mike
josh runs off in laughter yet again
just as he runs off, we see tommy running in the room, with lisa behind him hitting him with a newspaper.
Not everyone was getting out of their beds, there was a few people that had already risen and had gone out
One of them people were mark, he was out for his morning red bull run
Down to the local and buy as many as he could carry
That�s right, he had a taste for bull
On his travels he met up with Aimee and meg, they had not stayed at the resednece last night as they ha stayed with Amiees mum, she wanted help with a chat room,
�oh fucking hell mark, she was talking about cumming in limo�s�
�calm down aimee it aint all bad, at least someone didn�t call her a milf, no wiat yes they did�
�NOOO! Don�t pollute my brain anymore�

TO BE CONTINUED.........

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